For marriage

Imagine this: someone who claims to save herself or himself for marriage. Sometimes, this is just baloney.

For matrimony

She claimed she was saving herself for matrimony
It was all baloney
She wasn’t saving herself for matrimony
It was all phoney
She wasn’t saving herself for matrimony
She rode more than a welsh pony
Oh no, she wasn’t saving herself for matrimony
She had her moments, that were so damn smokey

She told the boys that she wasn’t ready
to go steady
She told the boys that she wasn’t ready
for something unsteady
She told the boys that she wasn’t ready
for something sweaty

She told me that she was completely ready
that she wanted something sweaty
She told me that she was more than ready
and that spaghetti
was only straight until it gets hot and wet – really!

She told me that she wasn’t straight, but didn’t want to tell
She thought her parents would curse her to hell
She told me that she wasn’t straight, but didn’t want to tell
because others would yell

She claimed that she was so far in her closet
that she would need a rocket
to get out of her closet

I told her it was fine and so was she
Kissing her softly
Making spaghetti… not only wet, but hotly
Licking her like she was some kind of lolly
Till she could only talk naughty

Then she still claimed she was saving herself for matrimony
A false testimony
So, I gave up and I’m still waiting for her marriage ceremony…

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