Quarantine or lockdown was a bitch. But so is she…
In quarantine (my ex)
It was no problem, you see
My fingers were in quarantine with me
My toy didn’t last so long
because the batteries weren’t that strong
It was kinda complex
because I had phone sex
with my ex
Yes, she wasn’t really my type
But it didn’t matter on Skype
We finger banged with safe distance
and looked at each other in trance
When quarantine was over
we had a sleepover
That made it like totally awkward
afterward
No we’re not getting back together
But what I do require
is her on my face from time to time
That’s still sublime