Read about what she’s not. Or is she? You decide!
She’s not……
She’s not the monster underneath your bed
Don’t be mad!
She’s the monster in your bed
If you’re sweet and nice
You better think twice
She offers you her fingers once you’ve come
You know, when your done
She doesn’t stop when you ask her nicely
But she will stop abruptly
when you ask her to cure your feeling so achy
She will feast on your body
with all of her ability
You will curse and swear
Then she will ask with flair:
“Again tomorrow?”
You can’t say to this glow
The truth is you will not
Because it’s so hot
It’s like oh my Lord
It’s everything you ever adored