Top Ten (watch TV)

Sex is possible anywhere in the house. Tips for those special places in the house? Leave them in the comments! 

 

Top Ten (watch TV)

10.
When you’re willing and able
we’ll use the table

9.
Can we make it past the hallway?
Or does it even matter anyway?

8.
In the kitchen near the sink?
Do it, don’t think!

7.
On the couch or the love seat
Don’t be discrete!

6.
In the shower against the wall
I’ll make you lose it all

5.
In the garden underneath the stars
I’ll make you forget about your scars

4.
The basement, need I say more?
In the darkness, I’ll be your whore!

3.
Let’s get acrobatic
in the attic

2.
In your father’s studyroom I’ll cover your mouth
while my tongue travels south

1.
In your bedroom, you can ride me like a pony
while I lick you with all my ability

Or do you just want to watch TV
with me?

 

 

Top Ten (watch TV)

 

 

 

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