Sex is possible anywhere in the house. Tips for those special places in the house? Leave them in the comments!
Top Ten (watch TV)
When you’re willing and able
we’ll use the table
Can we make it past the hallway?
Or does it even matter anyway?
In the kitchen near the sink?
Do it, don’t think!
On the couch or the love seat
Don’t be discrete!
In the shower against the wall
I’ll make you lose it all
In the garden underneath the stars
I’ll make you forget about your scars
The basement, need I say more?
In the darkness, I’ll be your whore!
Let’s get acrobatic
in the attic
In your father’s studyroom I’ll cover your mouth
while my tongue travels south
In your bedroom, you can ride me like a pony
while I lick you with all my ability
Or do you just want to watch TV